salty revalations

ok so everyone knows what salt is right? oh god I hope so. it looks like sugar but it tastes horrid. but put it on french fries, or mashed potatoes, or anything really and it's amazing, the food isn't as good without it. that's how Virus and I are, when we're apart we kinda suck, but together we're amazing. so why can't we be together? oh right cuz stupid government said no -_-